Vampires, and an introduction to Daniel.

Daniel Leland has been bebopping around in my head (and objects fiercely to the use of that phrase, as to bebop is thoroughly beneath his dignity) since early 2005, when I myself was bebopping around on Gaia and discovered vampires.

Now, I had some vague notion prior to that discovery that vampires showed up shortly before Halloween time and then retired into the dark recesses of holiday kitsch to wait out the rest of the year. Vampires were seasonal. Being a cinema buff, I also had some vague notion that vampires looked a bit like Bela Lugosi and a bit like Max Schreck and would pop up out of a coffin as though spring-loaded if you were dumb enough to let them out. (I confess that I took Nosferatu perfectly seriously until that one scene, in which Orlok does indeed lever up out of his box like he’s lying on a hinged board. Then I cracked up.)

Gaia’s forums introduced me to a different sort of vampire. Actually, several different sorts. The first sort was the twipire, and I do reluctantly admit that I did read the entire Twilight Saga. (Not a saga, by the way. Terminology is important.) I’m actually not sure why; while I did find it fascinating and hard to put down, I never did actually enjoy it. To this day, I cannot explain that phenomenon. The second sort was the ricepire, which still confuses me greatly. I had already familiarized myself with the parallels between vampires and sex, thanks to Google searches, but Rice left me flummoxed. (I love her writing, by the way. I just can’t stand her books, if that makes any sense.)

Unable to see any real connection between Dracula, Orlok, Edward, and Lestat, I turned to the old stuff, because clearly, the new stuff hadn’t gotten its act together yet. That brought me to Varney, Carmilla, and a variety of divergent mythologies that only seemed connected by the idea of something stealing something from a human being. It was usually blood, but even that wasn’t a given.

Somewhere in there, I decided I was going to try to write a book again. It was high school, and this seemed like a good idea, despite the fact that my last attempt at a fully-fledged novel had petered out some time in second grade and involved a main character with silver hair and colour-changing eyes who rode a dragon and could talk to animals and might possibly have been part fairy and had a hidden destiny and a magic ring that could change her beautiful flowing gowns into silver armour…


Why I thought vampires would fix this problem, I have no idea. At any rate, I decided to be ironic about it.

New character:

Male. Okay. That fixes at least part of the awful self-insert problem.

Silver hair. But this time, it’s because he’s freaking old.

Colour-changing eyes… Still tricky. I’ll give him cola-bottle glasses so I can keep that, but no one notices. Now he’s half-blind and nerdy.

It was high school, so obviously he couldn’t be a normal person. The colour-changing eyes would make that a bit goofy. So he’s a vampire.

And he’s cranky.

Cranky, myopic boffinpire stuck eternally just past his midlife crisis. Oh, and he’s Catholic. Bingo.

Art by the incomparable Leah Reddington. He will beat you to death with that book.

I stole “Daniel” from a Bible opened at random (because y’know, Victorians and their biblical names…) and “Leland” from a Leland Stanford Junior College mug I had sitting on my bedside table at the time.  There’s a lot of complicated backstory to explain the inexplicable Scottish branch of the Leland family. Fortunately, history came through for me, and the way-back-when Leylands moved north to escape Elizabeth I’s persecution of Catholics. Win.

Daniel of 2005 was a lot more of a creeper than he is today. There was icky romance between him and a high school student, and he was sad and tortured and just needed someone to love. Fortunately, he and I both got over that, and now he’s just an angry, snide asshat who thinks he’s tortured but is really just a dripping ball of obnoxious self-pity. It’s more fun to torment him this way, because I know he can take it. And I just love good guys who aren’t good people.

His story is fleshing out nicely, now, with one volume published, a second undergoing formatting for publication, and a third in the first-draft stage. From that one character, I’ve managed to stretch out an entire mythology, and every secondary character who’s come along has insisted on a book of his or her own. Lenny, Sebastian, Jerzy, Aniela, Kim, Jadwiga, Aaron… I’ve expanded way past vampires, I’m pleased to say. There are many things mankind once knew, but has chosen to forget – volumes upon volumes of Lost Knowledge.


12 thoughts on “Vampires, and an introduction to Daniel.

  1. Haha! I used to laugh my ass off during Bela Lugosi’s Dracula when Renfeild did the slow fall down the stairs. Oh, and when Harker ran into the door chasing Dracula.

    I have to admit I’ve had a love for vampires well before Ms. Rice and Ms. Meyer. (By they way, I’m not sure what it was about Twilight but I was the same with with the first book.) I actually find it fascinating (nerd ramble here) that if you study the myth, as you go back, the line between vampires/werewolves/demons blurs. Actually, the term vampires wasn’t coined until the 1800s.

    Great post. Oh, and I’m definitely adding your book to my TBR list.

    • Pfft, yes. I had forgotten about Renfield and the inconvenient stairs. xD Lugosi’s eyebrows. ❤

      Honestly, Dracula is my favourite version of the myth, and to my mind, the best for writing. The Rules are straightforward, genuinely limiting, and about equally balance the creature powers while still allowing the monster to pass for human – which is what makes vampires truly scary, that element of the uncanny, like us but not.
      What I find very odd is the modern addition of the feud between vampires and werewolves. Until recently, they were both on the same side, and a lot of myths actually have the two collaborating, or being two varieties of the same creature.
      Also, I dig wolpertingers.

      <33 I really hope you enjoy it. .__. It's short, anyway. 🙂

  2. Oh, you had the Mary-Sue phase too? Man, I’m so glad I never bothered to publish any of my early writings on the internet.

    I’ve read all the Twilight books too, and watched the first three movies. If I have to choose I’m firmly in the Werewolf camp, though I’d rather just stay out of it all and go back to angsting about the huges spiders doomed to turn up in The Hobbit. Never got around to reading any vampire books or watching any movies, except the “History of Vampires”-book I found in the school library. And to think that the first ‘vampire’, as such, was a female demon-thingy that came in through open windows and ate babies…

    • I think everyone’s had some extent of a Mary-Sue phase. I’ve never watched a kid play pretend who wasn’t pretending to be something outrageously awesome.
      Fortunately, I hadn’t yet discovered the internet at that point. 🙂 I was still playing Math Blaster and Oregon Trail off of floppy discs. xD

  3. Interesting analysis on your character. My protagonist is also named Daniel. The name has a lovely ring to it, and I was also drawn to the name because of its Biblical connotations. In fact, my Daniel undergoes a series of “visions” very similar to the Book of Daniel in the OT.

    Man, I’m so glad 4 years at a Catholic university paid off…

    Anyway, I’d be curious to see how you mess with him. Every protagonist needs a good conflict.

    • It’s a good name. It allows for subtle references, which I always like.
      I did Catholic high school, but only two years. 🙂 Despite the bad rap the Church always gets, the pomp and circumstance involved is really conducive to a rich narrative background.

  4. To be honest with ya, I found that earlier childhood story of yours quite appealing! lol.

    Daniel sounds like quite a character and the world you created sounds like something I can just get lost in. I’m looking forward to buying you works when I have the money to spare.

    • xD It was really, really ridiculous. I’m not one of those who believes that a pretty face a Mary Sue makes, but that particular character (who was named Sabrina – after the witch, not the chauffeur’s daughter) was absurd. She ended up saving the day with true love. Yeep.

      Daniel’s quite a character, all right. I hate him as much as I love him. >>; I do hope you enjoy him. 🙂

    • Yeah, they’re sort of a niche market, at this point. I was unfortunate enough to hop on board the fad at the beginning and only have a fully-fleshed world right at the point that vampires were going from “no longer cool” to “extremely uncool” in the popular eye. Hence the self-publishing.

      I love Goodreads! It makes me so happy. xD

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